May 2013
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
I don’t I’m just the hungriest bitch in the world when my eyes open up! D:
juicyisnotcouture:
Drag queens will always have a place in my heart.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
whichjosephine:
girls just wanna have fun(ds for university)
forsciencejohn:
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
ALSO I WILL be passing all my finals
it doesn’t count as karma if YOU’RE the one being a bitch.
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
iphoneicarly:
When you see someone outside of school but they are alone and youre with your friends
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
icecoldnukacola:
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
foxlore:
I hate it when I get onto Facebook and forget who I intended to lurk.
floralgreen:
if you think you’re funny by telling me to go “back to the kitchen” and “make you a sandwich” i’m going straight to the kitchen, grabbing two slices of bread, and shitting in between them and then shoving it down your fucking throat
u feel me
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
Listen
anthonygherkins:
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
